For the past few months, I have been reading and answering ads M4W. Here's what men write:



1. it's her fault

2. it really hurts

3. I really want to meet someone special

4. I promise, I'm the one

5. don't judge a book on its cover, its whats inside that matters



And here's the translation:



1. she finally came to her senses and dropped your sorry @#$! because you kept

acting like a pre-pubescent fool.

2. your reasoning why you can be 420 friendly and/or seek a ski bunny.

3. you want to meet a real life Barbie, with the financial portfolio of the Olsen twins, and the sex drive of a porn queen AND we need to have sex on the first/second date.

4. only if I chose to pursue this further.

5. its ok that I'm short, fat, bald, inconsiderate, cheap, liar who's a champion beer drinker / professional competative food eater, couch potato and master of the remote control, YOU need to lower your standards.



Now that I've got that off my chest, here's my POSTING:



SWF, 40, BBW, 5' 3", , fun loving, sincere, passionate, willing to make time for you, . No shrink amoung my phone numbers



Who am I looking for? Single (deal breaker) Male (deal breaker Someone taller than me; 38 to 45; employed, but not married to his career; kind, honest, a genuinely nice guy, a knight is shinning armour.



Want to know more? Send me an email, with photo and tell me about yourself and let's see where it leads us. If you're not prepared to meet, please don't respond.



Thanks